Jessica Simpson Breaks Her Nose

Jessica Simpson broke her nose while filming a scene that required her to both run and carry a gun on the set of her upcoming movie, Major Movie Star. The directors really should have known better.

Jessica Simpson has broken her nose after she accidentally hit herself in the face with a gun while shooting scenes for her new movie Major Movie Star.

The singer-turned-actress stars as an American Hollywood actress who decides to join the army in the film.

Simpson explained: “I was running with a gun over my head and fell over and broke my nose, it really hurt!”

The star has previously cited her nose as her favourite feature, saying: “There are a lot of girls with a similar body to mine, but my nose is special and unique to me.”

I spent about five minutes looking at that picture of her face, trying to figure out what she thought may make her nose unique. Is it the two nostrils? Probably not. The bridge? Hmm, doubtful. The fact that there’s only one of them on her face? That can’t be it. And at the end of this rigorous examination, I came to the only possible conclusion: when you stare at Jessica Simpson for too long, she completely ceases to be hot. She sort of looks like a Barbie whose face is being pinched in from the forehead and the chin, only with way uglier clothes.